Author: Sutton Porter

Sutton Porter is a standup comic, producer for Politics and Profits with Rick Amato, former producer at One America News and the Dr. Phil show.

Target’s Hyde & EEK! Halloween decor has gone viral on TikTok with a speaking pumpkin who angrily insists he’s not a jack-o’-lantern and wishes to be addressed as Lewis. Apparently, Lewis has other sayings too, such as he’s not a king or a god, in the same stern tone, but how did this pumpkin ghoul become so agitated? I went to the pumpkin farm where Lewis grew up and spoke to some of his relatives and classmates and they had a lot to say. Several residents echoed the same story, Lewis was angling to get out of the patch from…

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Whispers are swirling that the ambitious Governor of California, Gavin Newsom is planning to crash the Wednesday GOP debate at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, CA. An insider within the California Office of the Governor said, it’s kind of going to be like a political smash and grab. He busts in grabs a mic, makes sure his best side is facing the cameras and shouts I’m not waiting until November I’m debating all y’all right now. Eventually he leaves, but not before announcing that there will be a debate tax placed on the venue. We asked the informant; are…

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There is speculation that North Korea’s infamous leader Kim Jong Un will meet with Russian president Vladimir Putin in what clearly seems to be an exchange of weapons. Jong Un is eager to impose his presence on the world stage and such a meeting seems likely as Russia needs to boost its military strength, but will Putin bargain with the dictator of the Hermit Kingdom? The proposed meeting seems illogical even for Russia. Seriously, a partnership with Kim is like striking a deal with the crazy Muppet that was always blowing everything up. What could go wrong? BOOM! Fearing a…

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